Movies - April 28

300 (2007) - The battle of Thermopylae as it occurred in the GWAR universe, a bizarre fantasy of war between two races of hideous bellowing monsters. Starts off ridiculous, becomes absurd, and eventually, blessedly hilarious. The best assets for viewing this are an absolute ignorance of the subject and the heart of a teenage virgin, both of which I long ago lost. I did like the closing credits, and not just because they meant the movie was over. I think they should have just animated the whole thing in that style. If you like it when the men have bigger breasts than the women and tortoise shells for bellies, you will love this. 4/10 and that's with two points extra for presentation.