Cherry 2000 (1987) [TV] Melanie Griffith sleepwalks her way through this scifi action movie. They seem to have had some money to spend on sets, and deserve credit for the Boulder Dam locations, but mostly it's just go into the deadly zone to find the fabulous object, have gunfights and blow stuff up in the old quarry. Griffith needed a far better movie than this to bring out her subtle qualities. 4/10
Beast In Space (1980) Directed by Alfonso Brescia a.k.a. Al Bradley. The last of his series of five SF films and by far the lousiest. It uses the same sets, props, costumes and effects sequences as the rest, but this is the porno movie of the series and seems as if he had just given up trying. It's all equally dreary and uninteresting, whether they are walking around in a cave or crummy little hallway set, or squirming around kissing each other on the chest and leg. You know that I despise superlatives like "worst ever" as more revealing of the user's ignorance than their knowledge, but in this case it leaves me wondering how to adequately convey the place of these five movies, and this last one, in the history of cinema. I can only say that as a combined work it is unique. This should only be seen after having endured the other four, but preferably not at all. 1/10